She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
where are my eyebrows?
Randomize
