ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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