people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
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You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
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Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
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