My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
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She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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