I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
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I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
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But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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