sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
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I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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