normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
i think im in europe. pls send help
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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