But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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