Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
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I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
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The feeling are messing with the penis
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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