Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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