i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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