Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
it's like iHOP with fire
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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