1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i think i scared a bird with my dick
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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