What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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