I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
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Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
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Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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