I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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