Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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