I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
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boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
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YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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