so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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