I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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