Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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