can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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