p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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