i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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