3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
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