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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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