i think my tv is drunk
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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