so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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