Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
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i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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