No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
