U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Randomize
