I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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