kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
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I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
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The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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