I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
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Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
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Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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