ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
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She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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