forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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