I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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