ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
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I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
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Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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