i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
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If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
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to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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