Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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