Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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