So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
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I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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