Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
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But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
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I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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