Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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