Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Will exercising make me less horny?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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