i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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