Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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