so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
seriously i just wanna be friends
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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