But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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