pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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