pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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