Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
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Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
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I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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